Respect Elders. Methuselah, an Australian lungfish believed to be the oldest fish in captivity, turned 65 last November. After receiving a cake and a serenade from local schoolchildren, Methuselah complained of an aching back and the rising cost of prescription drugs before telling the kids to get the hell out of her sight.
Fish Early. A dose of bright light in the morning could raise your testosterone level. Just knowing that higher levels of this manly hormone can build muscle, cut fat, lift spirits, and give your libido an extra kick in the pants should rouse you out of bed for that 5 a.m. fisherman's wake-up call.