Avast, Me Hearties! If you've ever referred to your wife as a scurvy bilge rat, then celebrate Talk Like a Pirate Day this September 19. Why? Because it's fun. And landlubbers won't get it. If you want a refresher course in giving your conversation a swagger, visit www.talklikeapirate.com for links to glossaries plus advice, trivia, and booty. In case you're wondering, being called a scurvy bilge rat isn't complimentary.