It’s a sound guaranteed to produce chills for any boater. And tonight, I’m hearing it a lot. First there’s the guy in the black car who whips his trailer-borne boat into the corner and wipes out half the transom of a fellow nautical road warrior’s boat. Then there’s the driver in the silver car who completely loses his boat in a curve, sending it skidding across the track. And then there’s the Andretti in the white van who seemingly just targets all these loose vessels and does his best to crash into…every…last…one.
Trailer boaters gone wild? Trust me, this crew has no intention of coming anywhere near the launch ramp. And that’s a good thing.
Welcome to the Orlando stop of Crash-a-Rama — part race, part demolition derby series that wreaks destruction at events from Ohio to Florida. Is there any social value in this? Maybe. I volunteered to see what trailering tips I could pull from the wreckage. And I’m getting a whole lot of bang for my buck.